1. Hello,


    New users on the forum won't be able to send PM untill certain criteria are met (you need to have at least 6 posts in any sub forum).

    One more important message - Do not answer to people pretending to be from xnxx team or a member of the staff. If the email is not from forum@xnxx.com or the message on the forum is not from StanleyOG it's not an admin or member of the staff. Please be carefull who you give your information to.


    Best regards,

    StanleyOG.

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  2. Hello,


    You can now get verified on forum.

    The way it's gonna work is that you can send me a PM with a verification picture. The picture has to contain you and forum name on piece of paper or on your body and your username or my username instead of the website name, if you prefer that.

    I need to be able to recognize you in that picture. You need to have some pictures of your self in your gallery so I can compare that picture.

    Please note that verification is completely optional and it won't give you any extra features or access. You will have a check mark (as I have now, if you want to look) and verification will only mean that you are who you say you are.

    You may not use a fake pictures for verification. If you try to verify your account with a fake picture or someone else picture, or just spam me with fake pictures, you will get Banned!

    The pictures that you will send me for verification won't be public


    Best regards,

    StanleyOG.

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  1. ejls

    ejls Siren of the Seaway

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    Holy crap - I know what that is! But Fluffy - isn't that bigger than you? I'd carry it for you.
     
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  2. redeyed

    redeyed Porn Star

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    And again I'd remind you that you would be very busy...
     
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  3. RedRain4

    RedRain4 I Invented Sex

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    I would love to go....

    I would run the Condom box stand..$5.00 a box...
    All sizes,colors, flavors,sensations......
    Anything under the sun...

    Ladies.. I would hve a special section for us 2....
     
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  4. WhaWhaWha

    WhaWhaWha Registered Self Abuser

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    An XNXX convention might look something like this.

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  5. RedRain4

    RedRain4 I Invented Sex

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    God I hope not....

    That looks creepy...
     
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  6. WickedGame

    WickedGame Vegan

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    Damn that underage member on the right!
     
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  7. krissy'shot

    krissy'shot Resident Muse

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    who's up for helping me with this project at the convention? c'mon girls, i'll need your help.
    we'll have quite
    the task *ahem* at hand.
    :rolleyes:

    the plan is, we set up a booth right front and center,
    so you guys can't miss it!
    just come get in line babies...

    there will be a big sign saying ....



    XNXX COCKS
    REPORT HERE!

    and, i expect quite the turn out. but i have to tell ya, we plan on having our rulers out, and we (by 'WE' i mean myself and my girlies~i'm quite sure there will be plenty of ladies here who will be more than willing to assist in this one lil CONVENTION SIZE VERIFICATION REQUIREMENT oh we are *hehe* sorry, but it is printed in the fine print on your reservations sweeties. besides, you never seem to mind on line babies!;)

    alrighty! step up and drop em boys!
    who's first in line?


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  8. ejls

    ejls Siren of the Seaway

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    I'll take the morning (wood) shift, Krissy. After all, I feel it's my duty to volunteer and give back to the community.
     
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  9. Silver317

    Silver317 Porn Surfer

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    This is officially the greatest "what if," I have ever read. I would probly dress up as tuxedo mask and sit in the corner with my laptop on xnxx and periodocially look up to watch anything intresting.

    Deadiiiii: Your a skinny white fuck in a wheelchair don't act like your someone.
     
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  10. the fox

    the fox A Feisty little Animal

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    Please there would be 600 guys all showing off about 10 girls un-impressed id be stood alone leaning on a wall keeping well out of the way

    There would be fights between some of the freaks and about 1000 guys lurking in the shadows

    humm does not sound great to me
     
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  11. crazyazaindian

    crazyazaindian Porn Star Suspended!

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    krissy will you be starting a pole tax too???? or should we men pay in advance?
     
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  12. cijababe

    cijababe Virtual Mistress

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    OMG, the guy on the right looks a little like hubby :eek: - a little less hair and he doesn't smoke. Sweetie, I can explain everything. :oops:
     
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  13. bigbird

    bigbird Dirty English Gent

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    so your hubby has a jacket with "captain jizz on it ?????" :excited:
     
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  14. Jule

    Jule Porn Star

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    Don't tell me you don't have one!? :eek:
     
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  15. bigbird

    bigbird Dirty English Gent

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    Well i have a jacket with jizz on it .............. :excited:
     
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  16. Jule

    Jule Porn Star

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    Ehw... :shock: :-|
     
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  17. cijababe

    cijababe Virtual Mistress

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    OK, so minus a bit of hair, a ciggy and a slogan :oops:
     
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  18. bigbird

    bigbird Dirty English Gent

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    You're just jealous - here - bend over and I'll get you one as well :eek:
     
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  19. Jule

    Jule Porn Star

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    But.. ehm... Birdie... I am not even wearing a jacket.. ;) But.. may I have a pearl necklace?
     
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  20. bigbird

    bigbird Dirty English Gent

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    I cant afford that - how about I cum on your throat instead :confused: