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    You can now get verified on forum.

    The way it's gonna work is that you can send me a PM with a verification picture. The picture has to contain you and forum name on piece of paper or on your body and your username or my username instead of the website name, if you prefer that.

    I need to be able to recognize you in that picture. You need to have some pictures of your self in your gallery so I can compare that picture.

    Please note that verification is completely optional and it won't give you any extra features or access. You will have a check mark (as I have now, if you want to look) and verification will only mean that you are who you say you are.

    You may not use a fake pictures for verification. If you try to verify your account with a fake picture or someone else picture, or just spam me with fake pictures, you will get Banned!

    The pictures that you will send me for verification won't be public


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  1. bigbird

    bigbird Dirty English Gent

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    My mrs using a large percentage of my decent cognac in a fucking Christmas cake - I don't even like Christmas cake FFS !
     
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  2. Dearelliot

    Dearelliot Porn Star

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    Why do they keep changing it, making it harder to read the print and see...it wasn't that way when I was younger.
     
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    1. Valspar
      Could you be more specific,please?
       
      Valspar, Dec 10, 2021
  3. WhyteKnight

    WhyteKnight Porn Star

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    Billy Crystal put it well: Losing hair where I should have it and growing hair where there shouldn't be any!

    In other words: Growing old
     
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  4. juzum

    juzum Sex Lover

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    Buying a fancy new Ipad pro with all the bells and whistles only to have the POS stop charging as soon as it goes off warrantee. After a gauntlet of trying new chargers and cords and what nots It charges IF it feels like it and you jiggle the shit out of the plug end of the cord.
     
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    1. tenguy
      Mine did that also, cleaned the change port on the iPad, problem solved.
       
      tenguy, Dec 11, 2021
  5. FuntimeFla

    FuntimeFla Porn Star

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    My boss who grumbles about nobody telling him when things are broken, then when I tell him, he grumbles worse and says " I know" Well if he knows, Why the fuck doesn't he fix it? I don't know if he knows or not !!! Then he wonders why nobody says anything !
     
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  6. Cherrypop

    Cherrypop Wicked Kitten

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    Slow drivers!!!!!! Omg get the fuck off the road!!!! If you’re too nervous to drive the speed limit then you shouldn’t be behind the wheel. Being too slow and timid is just as dangerous as being too fast and confident.
     
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    1. Valspar
      I kinda want to see your butthole now.
       
      Valspar, Dec 11, 2021
    2. Cherrypop
      What?! Lol

      No to the butthole
       
      Cherrypop, Dec 11, 2021
    3. odi144
      The driver that's almost where they're going so now they slow everyone down and take forever to turn.

      Another one, getting on the highway, the on ramp is to get up to speed before trying to merge into traffic. I cheated the last couple days because people don't understand this, went around them.

      Pull me over and I'll explain that I don't want to be doing 30 when trying to merge into traffic going 70!
       
      odi144, Dec 15, 2021
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  7. shootersa

    shootersa Frisky Feline

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    @Cherrypop
    Shooter feels your frustration.

    But all you can do is remind yourself that it isn't a race, rather a parade.

    When Shooter realized that even the worst traffic jam rarely slowed him down by more that a couple of minutes he stopped stressing and started enjoying the view.
     
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    1. Valspar
      Fuck off @shootersa...
      I want to see her brown eye.
       
      Valspar, Dec 11, 2021
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    2. Cherrypop
      Noooooo
       
      Cherrypop, Dec 11, 2021
  8. shootersa

    shootersa Frisky Feline

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    1. Cherrypop
      You’ve seen one butthole, you’ve seen them all. They’re the same lol
       
      Cherrypop, Dec 11, 2021
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    2. tenguy
      Nope, some are nasty looking! Roids, don’t improve the view.
       
      tenguy, Dec 11, 2021
    3. Cherrypop
      This is an odd convo lol.
       
      Cherrypop, Dec 15, 2021
    4. tenguy
      Kinda slow moving too, needs a laxative.
       
      tenguy, Dec 15, 2021
  9. deleted user 22123213

    deleted user 22123213 Sinfully Classy

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    My electric being off right when it’s time to get ready for work … of course I can say we were lucky the tornados missed !!
     
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    1. tenguy
      Same here! But at least we have a generator. Is it still rough there?
       
      tenguy, Dec 11, 2021
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  10. Jack Mine

    Jack Mine The Pope of Assholiness

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    Women who like dishing it out but cry when they get back what they dished :cry:
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  11. thinskin

    thinskin Porn Star Banned!

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    1. shootersa
      Thinskin, meet Mr. Carlsen
      Mr. Carlsen, meet pigeon

      :p:p:D:D

      (cmon now thinskin, admit it; you chuckled a little bit)
       
      shootersa, Dec 14, 2021
  12. StrawberryCupcake

    StrawberryCupcake ⭐️Cheese Tease⭐️

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    Men that think they’re superior just because they’re men.
     
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    1. 1 Toy Maker
      Right hey.
       
      1 Toy Maker, Dec 14, 2021
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    2. FuntimeFla
      We are, everything we do is to cater to you just to get some. Don't give it up , You are not getting anything girlfriend ! Fend for yourselves! You all believe you can, but you can't ! I see it all the time , you gals can't or don't want to do the work, and you con guys into doing it for you ! It's a man's world baby! None of your feminist bullshit changes that!
       
      FuntimeFla, Dec 18, 2021
  13. Kevistation

    Kevistation Porn Star

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    People telling me what pisses them off.
     
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    1. StrawberryCupcake
      Such a guy thing to say…
       
      StrawberryCupcake, Dec 14, 2021
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    2. FuntimeFla
      Then don't visit the thread ! I don't seek you out just to tell you what pisses me off, but you can consider yourself an addition to the list !
       
      FuntimeFla, Dec 18, 2021
  14. DiabloGolfer

    DiabloGolfer Porn Star

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    This time of year. Assholes Gone Wild.
     
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    1. crhurricane
      Is that permission or just staten the facts?
       
      crhurricane, Dec 15, 2021
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  15. latecomer91364

    latecomer91364 Easily Distracte

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    Microsoft.
     
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  16. Dearelliot

    Dearelliot Porn Star

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    "We are currently experiencing longer than normal call times" what they mean is we dont care if you have to wait, we don't want to hire more people because we value increased profits, and we think you are stupid enough to believe our excuse...
     
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  17. shootersa

    shootersa Frisky Feline

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    Although, not a case of you believing their excuse, they just don't give a shit.
    And hey, what're ya gonna do?
    Hang up?
     
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    1. crhurricane
      The lovely age of technology has given hard demographics, of projected customer growth, they know ahead of time, they can lose 25 customers this week that will be replaced with 40 new ones next week, and the bottom line will not drop. The customer is always right, is now a joke, and customer service adds cost, so it is basically non existent except in name.
       
      crhurricane, Dec 15, 2021
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    2. crhurricane
      Sur can hep ou so gwad ou cal, pease hold one pease.
       
      crhurricane, Dec 15, 2021
  18. Jack Mine

    Jack Mine The Pope of Assholiness

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    Women who think they can get away with saying anything they want just because they’re a woman.
     
    1. tenguy
      Sometimes letting the woman get her way results in your having your way with them. Sex is the ultimate bargaining chip in that game.
       
      tenguy, Dec 16, 2021
    2. Jack Mine
      I believe in equality. Isn’t that what they want? Let’s not get into it ,because it’s people like me who cause issues here. I’m good
       
      Jack Mine, Dec 16, 2021
  19. Jack Mine

    Jack Mine The Pope of Assholiness

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    I always thought that @StanleeOG was a stand up guy. He preaches to us about following the rules we agreed to when we signed up. But he doesn’t seem to be following his own rules. Lately he seems to be picking what’s right and what’s wrong, with no regard to the rules that he wants us to follow. He’s God after all and it gives him the right to bend his own rules that we have to follow, and that’s fucking wrong.

    I haven’t broken any rules by saying this. But if you want me to play by the rules then everyone should play the same way. I’m not looking for preferential treatment because I’m not sucking your prick. What’s good for others should be good for all, or follow the rules you want us to
     
    1. FuntimeFla
      It's pretty good here in that regard, Stan's pretty forgiving, Don't upset the apple cart !
       
      FuntimeFla, Dec 18, 2021
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    2. Jack Mine
      If I didn’t think it was pretty good here why would I be here for 12 years. Stanley’s a pretty fair guy and you’re absolutely right, he is forgiving. I’m not looking to upset the apple cart or anything for that matter. I just think he should pay a little bit more attention to all the underage posts, when people say things like they started having their daughter blow them at ? years old. It’s not random posts here and there, the place is getting flooded with this shit. And nothings being done about it. It seems the top priority here lately is making sure people post their threads in the right forum. Everyone here has the right to speak their mind and give their opinion, maybe I just do it more than others
       
      Jack Mine, Dec 18, 2021
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  20. latecomer91364

    latecomer91364 Easily Distracte

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    I suppose today I'm just pissed at myself.

    Earlier, I finished the last of 5 very detailed sub-pages about different aspects/components of Microsoft 365 - I did this first so I could get my brain all the way around the product and cloud service.

    Now I'm ready to start the main page and I feel like I've already said everything.

    For half an hour I've been googling, but I'm still staring at a Word document with only 'Microsoft 365' written at the top.
    (and now I'm posting... lol)
     
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